Thursday, August 20, 2009

aman kamina again in panga

AMAN THE NIKA SIZE ZERO IS AGAIN IN PANGA


aman roz sham ko seema mam ki tution akar ladkiyon ki gedi marta tha



thode din to ladkiyon ne use saha



phir jab p aur aman ka accident hote hote bach gaya den dey got angry




aman ki shikayat lagai gayi mam seema ko


aman is put with 4 condition
1 not to come sector 9
2. stay away frm amulya's coloney ( apko lage ka k amulya k ghar se kyun dur rehna hai use coz p has shifted near amulya's home sweet home)
3. never overtake girls speedly
and
4. never seen roaming around
these r d sharts will nika sudhar jayega aur he will remain d famous kameen

Saturday, August 8, 2009

life is getting a bit boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are in Love when…………………

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut jyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi jyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o …

college ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah













HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU – Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE,

TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance

we”ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaay

Friday, July 31, 2009





sabse pehle hum aaj ki shuruvat prabhu k name se karege

satyam shivam(r) sundaram aaaaaa
satyam shivam(r) sundaram
sundaram sundaram aaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaj ki breaking news

manan aur sanyam k beech main ghamasan yudh
Friday 31st july


aaj recess main sanyam aur manan k beech main yudh chid gaya

(aage ki details k liye mushe private me mile kyunki age ka sab blog pe likhna mere liye khatarnak ho sakta hai)




aaye ab baki khabaron pe nazar dale
1. KB ABSENT
2. ECO ka test nahi hua
3. maths wale kal test legi

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

warning notes

sorry yaar 4 not riting 4 so many days actually mera com he kharab ho gaya tha




skul me waise bade mazze aa rahe hai aaj kal


baccho ko warning note mile


kuch to warning not except nahi kar rahe the EG SANYAM,,, GATU


lekin unhe mil gaye













solar eclipse k karn aman ka din accha nahi gaya

bechara pehle princi se pita phir vicey se





kal sham ko kya mast accident dekhne ko mila gymkhana club ke aage


ek indica ne ladki ki activa thok di aur ladki superman kii tarah udte hui gayi.......




bas maza aa gaya



watch the videos below














Wednesday, July 15, 2009

sanyam ko thapad

sor 4 not riting for long time


but i usually do not get time to write

but this is what made me write again


yup my frnds the famous thapads

the topic on which i satarted riting






this time d target was sanyam goel




during physics period as usual he was talking disturbing




SO SIR REDO GOT ANGry and den this was the slap similar 2 what he got


Friday, July 10, 2009

oh! my! gosh itne kam no...

ahhhhhhhhhhh



itne dino ki chutiyon k bad skul aakar waise to mast lag raha


par


























hai par exam results ne sabki peep kar de


mereko ko to hospital jana pada etne suiyan lage

aur ab main kya sunau .........

bas pucho mat.........

itne dino bad to main apne class romm ki place bhi bhul gaya tha

waise skul main do 3 days ho gaye hai

pehle din sabki peep ho gayi

class main bhi pura din shanti rahe..... (areey shanti kam wale nahi wo wali shanti )

sahil ne dusre din apne madhur vane ke dvara hume agreji bhasa main kuch shabd sunaye

aur phir aap hamri skul k baccho aur teacharo k english to jante he hai

OPEN D WINDOW LET THE CLIMATE COME IN

GIVE ME RED PEN OF ANY COLOR COLOR???? PRONOUCE KARNE MAIN BHI SPELLING MISTAKE KARTE HAI HAMARE SKUL WALE

CHALO KAB KYA LIKHUN SOCHNE DO YAAR BHUK LAG RAHE HAI>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





DO DOSA PLEASE!!!!!




JINKO PATA HAI WO HAS LO BAKI BETHE RAHO

Thursday, May 7, 2009

gud assembly

at last after all the obstacles our class presented a great assembly for the mother's day............................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Karan sang a superb song...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sabhi ladko ka to leyo Baterry pe imperssion ban gaya hai............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai battery ka naya nam KB KB KB KB KB KB KB KB KB



chal yaar aur kya likhun??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????



hai 15 se paper hai padne lag jo



practicle viva shuru ho chuke hai








class main naya ladka aaya hai AMULYA BANSAL







BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thursday, April 23, 2009

sorry yaar for not writing for too many days

school main aaj kal bade majhe aa rahe hai

aaj bechara aman har period main phasa pehle main battery ne physics main redo ne

aur hai madhur ko pata chal gaya ki aman ne uski fake id banaye hai madhur choda hokar aman ko pitne ke koshis karne laga par chalo baccha bach gaya


kal bahut bache gir gaye koi sideyon pe koi stage k pass

aur gere bhi to style se


aur han aaj aman ne baba yane arshit pe pani gira diya peche ese line ban gayi jo lag raha tha k baba ne kuch kar diay hooooooooooooo baba what did u did in the school





Thursday, April 16, 2009

yaar 5 din k chuti k baad skul aana acha nahi lag raha hai..............


aaj kuch khass to nahi hua


lekin hum kaminonm ki seat change 100% hoyegi

hum kamin

dhingra dawar devansh


battery ne juthe check kare aur mere jaiso ko pakad liya boli school wale jute lekar aao

peep la k dete pehnlunga


geography ka project abhi tak nahi banaya to get on your toes cauze monday is d last day to submit the project



aur hai hindi ka test saturday ko hoga...

view d illusion below




Wednesday, April 8, 2009

nothing

yun to hamare class is full of luv stories





aur luv stories hongi to happenings bhi hinge lekin aaj kuch nahi hua





eng period main batterry ne un bacho ko pakad liya jo kam kar k nahi laye the





bad main puch rahi hai tumhe kya punishment dun





pata nahi kaun bola double work





1 bar to hota nahi 2 bar kaisse hoga





jo bola tha wo peep peep peep peep peep





chal neche wala illulsion kar k dekh









FOCUS ON THE CENTRE & THEN MOVE UR HEAD BACKWARD AND FORWARD

Thursday, April 2, 2009

new teacher

yo my friends
introducing to you first time in stcs
vandana sharmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



yes frnds the new hindi teacher has just joined the pakaus gang of stcs

mukesh to chala gaya



sahil k pas power thi



lekin sale ko use hi nahi karne aaye


kehta hai mushse kissi ne pucha hi nahi


but







the new one is pakau


bacche man k sachhe
pakte hai teacharon se
hum to nahe phul hai
lekin teacheron ko chaga denge dhul

chal yaar tata bye bye

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

no new

no new

yaar aaj kuch tagri bat to nahi hue


seate chage kar di


lekin



do kammen r seating phir ek sath
dhingra dawar aur devansh

no new

Monday, March 30, 2009

aaj to ek gajab bat ho gayi


bal phadu













sar ukhadu













copy phadu













pent utaru












bat hai k































































































aaj jeish absent tha

Saturday, March 28, 2009

no new

aaj ka din kuch khass to gaya nahi


bas devika and vernika went to principal complaining about mukesh


they complaint that mukesh beat students a lot

giving situation that happened to sahil dawar

now power lies in sahil's hand what will he do?????????????


what will sahil do

keep reading xhappenings


are hai monday ko ss ka test hai

Friday, March 27, 2009

bore day but at end happy 2 see thapads

STARTINNG FROM THE FIRST

PRINCIPLE KI ANNOUNCEMENT
(translated in hind)

maine suna hai k pichle 2 weeks se koi activity nahi ho rahi hai activity incharges kya kar rahe hai

puchne par kehte hai k board exams


par exam starts 10am and 2nd period gets over by 9:15


Today I want basketball and foootball matches to be conducted during activity periods i don't know how will u arrange but i want the matches






pehle do period free

tesre period main anita sharma k majhe liye

4th & 5th free redo absent also battery absent

6th chitra absent


7th hindi sanskrit (chalo thoda to pad le )

hindi period main pade




now the excitment come


ashok ka period


pehle sahil sharma stand near the dustbin

phir megha go out of the class

phir aman stand near dustin joined by sahil davar

phir aaya thapad dawar k peth pe thapad bahar jate hue gal par thapad


sharma k bal phade


aman ka collar pakad kar up utha liya aur thapad mare.

sari class hassi


are ek bat to batana bhul gaya

jeish absent tha aaj

hahahahahahahaha



funny pic





Wednesday, March 25, 2009

JEISH

today's day was gud enough

got bored in the first period Kiran batra ka period tha that is why got bored

next was bio went nice

third redo went gud

next was supw computer students got bored as arvind was absent kitne chutiyaan marta hai yaar

art walo k saath nayi baat hui

art wale bacche room main bathye the to school ka sabse sadu peep peep peep peep peep peon aya hain yaar jitender mayank jor se chilaya aa gaya aa gaya

jitendra ne pakad liya thmki dene lag gaya princi k pas le jayunga

mayank ne pure maje liya kyunki sabko pata jai k peep peep peep peep k peep main itna dam nahi

chalo phir PT period khele kude

phir msc battery gone for checking papers phir khele khele

kal sst ka test hai pad kar aana

Rs 5 le kar aana

MCB bhi lane hai


certificate has been deleted

late ho gaye






Saturday, March 21, 2009

karishma kapur in karnal

yo my friends karishma kapur in karnal........................


as horses from karishma's horse farm were participating in thehorse show madhuban...........


karishma kapur came as a guest..................


i was sitting in the back seat of karishma................


here r some pics














Friday, March 20, 2009


yaar aaj kal to roz kisi na kissi ko thapad pad rahe hai ....................





aaj phir jeish begga ko battery ne thapad mara( battery yaar kiran batra).......................





the thapad was so fast that cannot be seen with naked eyes..........................



we need to use high speed motion camera......................

watch thee video below





Thursday, March 19, 2009

sahil davar ko laga thapad

Aaj to maza aa gaya




hindi period main sahil dawar ko mukesh se kya thapad pada bhaisahab




dawar ik pura ghum gaya................



sara period hanky gal par rakhe rakha


watch the video yaar




much similar thapad sahil got












Monday, March 9, 2009

jeish se bat kar lo

jeish ka secret


pehle jeish ki orkut id kholo

latest bande jisse jeish ne chat ke hai uski id kholo

phir scraps kholo

jeish k maximum message reply to kar do hote hai


bechare se koi bat kar lo
yyar aaj ka pehla period to cholo kam hua

lekin batra k period main to pak gaye

redo ne maje dilaye

bio wale ne pka diya

kal english k sare sing sang sung likh kar lane hai

hindi period main tharki sala phir ladkiyon k chep hua

Saturday, March 7, 2009

new teachers

the latest news of x - d is the the new battery teacher of our class
one of the most pakaous of the skool.

a secret

ishan narang likes her very much and thinks that she teaches very good


she sucks!!!!!!!!!




yup my friends ur right she is
THE KIRAN BATRAAAAAAAAAA