Thursday, August 20, 2009
aman kamina again in panga
aman roz sham ko seema mam ki tution akar ladkiyon ki gedi marta tha
thode din to ladkiyon ne use saha
phir jab p aur aman ka accident hote hote bach gaya den dey got angry
aman ki shikayat lagai gayi mam seema ko
aman is put with 4 condition
1 not to come sector 9
2. stay away frm amulya's coloney ( apko lage ka k amulya k ghar se kyun dur rehna hai use coz p has shifted near amulya's home sweet home)
3. never overtake girls speedly
and
4. never seen roaming around
these r d sharts will nika sudhar jayega aur he will remain d famous kameen
Saturday, August 8, 2009
life is getting a bit boring!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you are in Love when…………………
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut jyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi jyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o …
college ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
URDU – Best
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE,
TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance
we”ll
freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaay
Friday, July 31, 2009
satyam shivam(r) sundaram aaaaaa
satyam shivam(r) sundaram
sundaram sundaram aaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaj ki breaking news
manan aur sanyam k beech main ghamasan yudh
Friday 31st july
aaj recess main sanyam aur manan k beech main yudh chid gaya
(aage ki details k liye mushe private me mile kyunki age ka sab blog pe likhna mere liye khatarnak ho sakta hai)
aaye ab baki khabaron pe nazar dale
1. KB ABSENT
2. ECO ka test nahi hua
3. maths wale kal test legi
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
warning notes
skul me waise bade mazze aa rahe hai aaj kal
baccho ko warning note mile
kuch to warning not except nahi kar rahe the EG SANYAM,,, GATU
lekin unhe mil gaye
solar eclipse k karn aman ka din accha nahi gaya
bechara pehle princi se pita phir vicey se
kal sham ko kya mast accident dekhne ko mila gymkhana club ke aage
ek indica ne ladki ki activa thok di aur ladki superman kii tarah udte hui gayi.......
bas maza aa gaya
watch the videos below
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
sanyam ko thapad
but i usually do not get time to write
but this is what made me write again
yup my frnds the famous thapads
the topic on which i satarted riting
this time d target was sanyam goel
during physics period as usual he was talking disturbing
SO SIR REDO GOT ANGry and den this was the slap similar 2 what he got
Friday, July 10, 2009
oh! my! gosh itne kam no...
itne dino ki chutiyon k bad skul aakar waise to mast lag raha
par
hai par exam results ne sabki peep kar de
mereko ko to hospital jana pada etne suiyan lage
aur ab main kya sunau .........
bas pucho mat.........
itne dino bad to main apne class romm ki place bhi bhul gaya tha
waise skul main do 3 days ho gaye hai
pehle din sabki peep ho gayi
class main bhi pura din shanti rahe..... (areey shanti kam wale nahi wo wali shanti )
sahil ne dusre din apne madhur vane ke dvara hume agreji bhasa main kuch shabd sunaye
aur phir aap hamri skul k baccho aur teacharo k english to jante he hai
OPEN D WINDOW LET THE CLIMATE COME IN
GIVE ME RED PEN OF ANY COLOR COLOR???? PRONOUCE KARNE MAIN BHI SPELLING MISTAKE KARTE HAI HAMARE SKUL WALE
CHALO KAB KYA LIKHUN SOCHNE DO YAAR BHUK LAG RAHE HAI>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DO DOSA PLEASE!!!!!
JINKO PATA HAI WO HAS LO BAKI BETHE RAHO
Thursday, May 7, 2009
gud assembly
Karan sang a superb song...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sabhi ladko ka to leyo Baterry pe imperssion ban gaya hai............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hai battery ka naya nam KB KB KB KB KB KB KB KB KB
chal yaar aur kya likhun??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????
hai 15 se paper hai padne lag jo
practicle viva shuru ho chuke hai
class main naya ladka aaya hai AMULYA BANSAL
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thursday, April 23, 2009
school main aaj kal bade majhe aa rahe hai
aaj bechara aman har period main phasa pehle main battery ne physics main redo ne
aur hai madhur ko pata chal gaya ki aman ne uski fake id banaye hai madhur choda hokar aman ko pitne ke koshis karne laga par chalo baccha bach gaya
kal bahut bache gir gaye koi sideyon pe koi stage k pass
aur gere bhi to style se
aur han aaj aman ne baba yane arshit pe pani gira diya peche ese line ban gayi jo lag raha tha k baba ne kuch kar diay hooooooooooooo baba what did u did in the school
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
nothing
aur luv stories hongi to happenings bhi hinge lekin aaj kuch nahi hua
eng period main batterry ne un bacho ko pakad liya jo kam kar k nahi laye the
bad main puch rahi hai tumhe kya punishment dun
pata nahi kaun bola double work
1 bar to hota nahi 2 bar kaisse hoga
jo bola tha wo peep peep peep peep peep
chal neche wala illulsion kar k dekh
FOCUS ON THE CENTRE & THEN MOVE UR HEAD BACKWARD AND FORWARD
Thursday, April 2, 2009
new teacher
introducing to you first time in stcs
vandana sharmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yes frnds the new hindi teacher has just joined the pakaus gang of stcs
mukesh to chala gaya
sahil k pas power thi
lekin sale ko use hi nahi karne aaye
kehta hai mushse kissi ne pucha hi nahi
but
the new one is pakau
bacche man k sachhe
pakte hai teacharon se
hum to nahe phul hai
lekin teacheron ko chaga denge dhul
chal yaar tata bye bye
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
no new
seate chage kar di
lekin
do kammen r seating phir ek sath
dhingra dawar aur devansh
Monday, March 30, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
no new
bas devika and vernika went to principal complaining about mukesh
they complaint that mukesh beat students a lot
giving situation that happened to sahil dawar
now power lies in sahil's hand what will he do?????????????
what will sahil do
keep reading xhappenings
are hai monday ko ss ka test hai
Friday, March 27, 2009
bore day but at end happy 2 see thapads
PRINCIPLE KI ANNOUNCEMENT
(translated in hind)
maine suna hai k pichle 2 weeks se koi activity nahi ho rahi hai activity incharges kya kar rahe hai
puchne par kehte hai k board exams
par exam starts 10am and 2nd period gets over by 9:15
Today I want basketball and foootball matches to be conducted during activity periods i don't know how will u arrange but i want the matches
pehle do period free
tesre period main anita sharma k majhe liye
4th & 5th free redo absent also battery absent
6th chitra absent
7th hindi sanskrit (chalo thoda to pad le )
hindi period main pade
now the excitment come
ashok ka period
pehle sahil sharma stand near the dustbin
phir megha go out of the class
phir aman stand near dustin joined by sahil davar
phir aaya thapad dawar k peth pe thapad bahar jate hue gal par thapad
sharma k bal phade
aman ka collar pakad kar up utha liya aur thapad mare.
sari class hassi
are ek bat to batana bhul gaya
jeish absent tha aaj
hahahahahahahaha
funny pic
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
JEISH
got bored in the first period Kiran batra ka period tha that is why got bored
next was bio went nice
third redo went gud
next was supw computer students got bored as arvind was absent kitne chutiyaan marta hai yaar
art walo k saath nayi baat hui
art wale bacche room main bathye the to school ka sabse sadu peep peep peep peep peep peon aya hain yaar jitender mayank jor se chilaya aa gaya aa gaya
jitendra ne pakad liya thmki dene lag gaya princi k pas le jayunga
mayank ne pure maje liya kyunki sabko pata jai k peep peep peep peep k peep main itna dam nahi
chalo phir PT period khele kude
phir msc battery gone for checking papers phir khele khele
kal sst ka test hai pad kar aana
Rs 5 le kar aana
MCB bhi lane hai
certificate has been deleted
late ho gaye
Saturday, March 21, 2009
karishma kapur in karnal
Friday, March 20, 2009
yaar aaj kal to roz kisi na kissi ko thapad pad rahe hai ....................
aaj phir jeish begga ko battery ne thapad mara( battery yaar kiran batra).......................
the thapad was so fast that cannot be seen with naked eyes..........................
we need to use high speed motion camera......................
watch thee video below
Thursday, March 19, 2009
sahil davar ko laga thapad
hindi period main sahil dawar ko mukesh se kya thapad pada bhaisahab
dawar ik pura ghum gaya................
sara period hanky gal par rakhe rakha
watch the video yaar
much similar thapad sahil got
Monday, March 9, 2009
jeish se bat kar lo
pehle jeish ki orkut id kholo
latest bande jisse jeish ne chat ke hai uski id kholo
phir scraps kholo
jeish k maximum message reply to kar do hote hai
bechare se koi bat kar lo
Saturday, March 7, 2009
new teachers
one of the most pakaous of the skool.
a secret
ishan narang likes her very much and thinks that she teaches very good
she sucks!!!!!!!!!
yup my friends ur right she is
THE KIRAN BATRAAAAAAAAAA